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Olde Crone's Solid Lotion
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This lotion comes in a solid form, in a push-up tube. It is similar to a tube for lip balm, only much bigger. The lotion melts when applied to the skin; the tube helps to keep things neat. This fantastic, all-natural balm contains shea butter, cocoa butter, apricot kernel oil, and beeswax. Shea butter is a true wonder of the world: use it onl cracked, dry skin on heels, elbows, around fingernails, etc. Use it on your bald head. Use it on your hands. Shea butter is truly amazing. It iis reputed to help many skin things, but I will just say this: it will heal a broken heart! It will increase your bra size! It will get you backstage passes to Blue Oyster Cult! Is there anything shea butter can't do?*
* Answer: Yes. There is plenty that shea butter can't do. I make no cosmetic claims whatsoever. The statements above are fabricated, and are meant to entertain and keep you reading. But you knew that.